Cruising

Got this fruity cardie from Versace's new Cruise collection. Wanted some earrings and the charm bracelet too (check out the Versace logos on the strawberry!), but they'd already gone. Last time, the jewellery didn't interest me at all, but I'm loving the pretty detail on this new stuff. If I wait 2-3 months, these pieces will be reasonable on eBay. It's ignorant of the journos to say "the website's crashed". That just suits their way of talking. What's actually happening is that not everyone can shop at once, so you just have to keep refreshing. It's like trying to get through to Saturday Swap Shop! Anyway, that's it now folks! Donatella's done with us proles.